Lindsay (sirenpetal) wrote in wenisised,

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I used to be such a Star Wars nerd when I was in grade five...I couldn't resist. Please don't shoot.

C3-PO: What's that? A wenis? Hey! Over here! Hey, help, please help!

UNCLE OWEN: Have you seen Luke this morning?
AUNT BERU: He said he had some things to do before he started out this morning, so he left early.
UNCLE OWEN: Did he take those two new wenii with him?
AUNT BERU: I think so.

OBI-WAN: The Wenis is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

STORMTROOPER: Let me see your wenis.
OBI-WAN: You don't need to see his wenis.
STORMTROOPER: We don't need to see his wenis.

ALIEN: He doesn't like you.
LUKE: I'm sorry.
ALIEN: I don't like you, either. You better watch yourself. We're wanted wenii.

HAN: Hokey religions, and ancient weapons are no match for a good wenis at your side.

C3-PO: New strategy, R2. Let the wenis win.

OBI-WAN: That's no moon. It's a wenis.

OBI-WAN: May the Wenis be with you.

LUKE: Y'know, between his howling and your blasting everything in sight it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here!
HAN: Bring 'm on! I prefer a straight wenis to all this sneakin' around!

PRINCESS LEIA: Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold. The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this! When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic...
DARTH VADER: Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several wenii were beamed to your ship by rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

DARTH SIDEUS: There is a great wenis in the force.

DARTH VADER: I find your lack of wenis disturbing.

HAN: A slight wenis malfunction, but everythings okay now, fine, thank you, how are you?

HAN: Look, your worshipfulness. Let's get one thing straight. There is only one wenis I take orders from. Me.
PRINCESS LEIA: It's a wonder you're still alive.

PRINCESS LEIA: Will somebody get this big walking wenis out of my way?

HAN: Get in there! Get in there, you big furry wenis, I don't care what you smell!

DARTH VADER: The circle is now complete. I was once the wenis but now I am the master.

OBI-WAN: Use the Wenis, Luke.
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