Legolas: You would die before your wenis fell!
Aragorn: We must do without wenis. At least we may yet be avenged. Let us gird ourselves and wenisize no more! Come! We have a long wenis, and much to do.
Aragorn: These hills will be swarming with wenis before nightfall.
Frodo: considering that ther is actually a good deal less of me. I hope the wenisizing process will not go on indefinately, or I shall become a wenis.
Aragorn: Do not speak of such things!
I wish I had more, and I would wait until I could think of some. But I wanted to post. Wenis out.