The one of a million Saz (sazzafrazz) wrote in wenisised,
The one of a million Saz
sazzafrazz
wenisised

Hi good wenisisers! Didya miss me?? Good! lol I've missed you too, and most of all I've missed the wenii! So I present to you...



[Preparing to ravish Maid Marian.]
Sherrif of Rottingham: A chastity belt! That's really going to chafe my wenis!

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[Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers.]
Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing?
Blinkin: Wenising. I guess no one's coming.

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Little John: That there is Will Scarlet.
Scarlet: My whole name is Will Scarlet O'Wenis.

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Blinkin: Oh Master Robin!
[hugging a statue]
Blinkin: You lost your wenis in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.

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Robin Hood: Prepare for the wenis scene!

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Man in church: Hey Wenis!
Abbot: I hate that guy!

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Prince John: And why would the people listen to you?
Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an Wenis accent.

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Blinkin: This never would have happened if your wenis was alive.
Robin Hood: He's dead?

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Prince John: I tell you that tonight, we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we ought to have a lot of wenis, huh?

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Robin Hood: And who might you be?
Little John: Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my wenis fool you. In real life, I'm very big.
Robin Hood: I'll take your word for it.

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Sherrif of Rottingham: King illegal forest to wenis wild kill in it a is!

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Prince John: Save me, save me! wenis them, wenis them!
Sherrif of Rottingham: Save them, save them, wenis you, wenis you, yes, I've got it!

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Sherrif of Rottingham: Over that wenii's hand!
[Pauses, looking confused]
Sherrif of Rottingham: Hand over that wenis!

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King Richard: Take him to the Tower of Wenis. Make him part of the tour.

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Achoo: Let's get out of this women's clothing and get into our wenis!

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Latrine: [After Mervin eventually escapes] OH BUG!
[Looks at the camera]
Latrine: I was this close...I touched wenis.

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Broomhilde: Nooooooo! Before you do it, you must go wenis it! Or else I blew it.

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Maid Marian: Robin, promise me you won't go to the wenis contest.
Robin Hood: Okay, I promise you won't go to the wenis contest.
Achoo: Say Robin, didn't you say-
Robin Hood: Cool it..

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Robin Hood: I lost. I lost? Wait a minute, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the wenis.

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Robin Hood: My first matter of wenis I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... My friend Achoo.
Crowd: A black sheriff.
Blinkin: He's black!
Achoo: Hey it worked in Blazing Saddles!
crowd: yeah

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Little John: Let's face it. You've gotta be a wenis to wear tights!

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Sherrif of Rottingham: Don Giovanni, if I may say so, your wenis looks limp.
Don Giovanni: [holding lizard] Yeah, well, when you get to be my age...

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Robin Hood: By the way, do you know praying wenis?
Achoo: You're looking at him.

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[Robin tries to jump on his horse and falls]
Achoo: Man, wenis men can't jump

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[Robin and Achoo are fighting royal soldiers]
Achoo: Time Out!!
[Achoo pumps his wenis]
Achoo: Time In!

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Achoo: We didn't land on Sherwenis Forest! Sherwenis Forest landed on us!

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Robin Hood: This is Ahchoo.
Little John: Bless you!
Achoo: That's my wenis, man!

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Sherrif of Rottingham: This is a stealth catapult, we've been secretly working on it for months. It can hurl large wenii at the enemy without it being detected.
Prince John: Fantastic how does it work?
Sherrif of Rottingham: Its rather simple, you get one of these big wenii here and you put it in this im sitting in then you pull that wenis
Prince John: What like this?
[John pulls the leaver and flings Mervin into the air]
Sherrif of Rottingham: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

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[Villagers begin throwing food at the archery contest]
Blinkin: Oh good, they've opened the wenis bar.

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[Achoo has released Robin from a noose]
Robin Hood: Nice shooting, Achoo.
Achoo: To tell you the truth, I was aiming for the wenis.

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Robin Hood: Lend me your wenii!
[Crowd proceeds to pull off wenii and throw them at Robin]
Robin Hood: That's disgusting!

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Robin Hood: Marion, you won't believe this?
Maid Marian: [in sultry voice] What?
Robin Hood: The wenis, it won't turn!
Maid Marian: [shocked] What?!
Robin Hood: Wait! I have an idea! Call the weniismith!
Man #1: Call the weniismith!
Man #2: Call the weniismith!

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Scarlet: Blinkin! Fix your wenis; you look like a bleedin' Picasso!

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Maid Marian: Oh, darling, don't despair! For it is written on a scroll: "One day, he, who is destined for me, shall be endowed with a magical wenis, that will bring an end to my...virginity."
Robin Hood: Oh, Marian, if only 'twere me.
Maid Marian: Oh, if 'twere you, 'twould be...twerrific.

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Broomhilde: No ding-ding vithout a venis ring!



not very good but it's all I've got sorry!

oh and here's the song!

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We're wenii, we're wenii in tights
We roam around the wenis looking for fights
We're wenii, We're wenii in tights
We rob from the wenis and give to the poor, that's right

We may look like weniies
But watch what you say, or else we'll put out your wenis
We're wenii, we're wenii in tights
Always on guard defending the people's wenii

La, la, la, ....etc

We're wenii, manly wenii, we're wenii in tights Yeah!
We roam around the wenis looking for fights
We're wenii, we're wenii in tights
We rob from the wenis and give to the poor, that's right

We may look like weniies
But don't get us wrong, or else we'll put out your wenis
We're wenii, we're wenii in tights, TIGHT tights
Always on guard defending the people's wenii

When you're in a fix, call for the wenii in tights
We're WENIS!!
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