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The Wenis Sleeps Tonight...

The Wenis King

c/o smellecat & widemouthfrog



Timon: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the funky wenis? (ok, have used part of different post but i makes it sond better)
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Simba: I'm going to be King of Wenis.
Scar: Oh Goodee.
Simba: My dad just showed me the whole wenii. And I'm gonna rule it all. Heheh.
Scar: Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.
Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm King, what'll that make you?
Scar: A monkey's wenis.
Simba: You're so weird.
Scar: You have no idea.
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Timon: Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat wenis. And everybody's okay with this? DID I MISS SOMETHING?
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Rafiki: You won't find him here, the Wenis has returned.
Timon: Hey, what's going on here? Who's the wenii?
Nala: Simba's gone to challenge Scar.
Timon: Who?
Nala: Scar.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No no no. It's his uncle.
Timon: The wenii's his uncle?
Nala: No! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as wenis.
Timon, Pumbaa: Ohhh.
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Pumbaa: They call me "Mister Wenis"!
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Timon: We're gonna fight your uncle... for wenis?
Simba: Yes, Timon. This is my wenis.
Timon: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.
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Simba: That's not my wenis, that's just my reflection.
Rafiki: No, look harder...You see? He lives in you!
Mufasa's ghost: Simba.
Simba: wenis?!
Mufasa's ghost: Simba, you have forgotten me.
Simba: No! How could I?
Mufasa's ghost: You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten wenis. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Wenii.
Simba: How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be.
Mufasa's ghost: Remember who you are. You are my wenis and the one true wenis. Remember...
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Simba: We'll always be wenii, right?
Mufasa: Simba, let me tell you something my wenis told me. Look at the stars, the great wenii of the past are up there, watching over us.
Simba: Really?
Mufasa: Yes. So whenever you feel alone just remember that those wenii will always be there to guide you and so will I.
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Sarabi: Your wenis is awake.
Mufasa: Before sunrise he's YOUR wenis.
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Pumbaa: Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
Timon: Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know.
Pumbaa: Oh. What are they?
Timon: They're wenii. wenii that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of wenis burning billions of miles away.
Timon: Pumbaa, with you, everything's wenis.
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Zazu: Checking in with the morning wenis.
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Mufasa: Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our wenis.
Simba: Whoa...
Mufasa: A wenii's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new wenii.
Simba: And this'll all be mine?
Mufasa: Everything...
Simba: Everything the light touches...
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Nala: What's happened to you? You're not the wenis I remember.
Simba: You're right, I'm not. Now are you satisfied?
Nala: No, just disappointed.
Simba: You know you're starting to sound like my wenis.
Nala: Good! At least one of us does.
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Scar: Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad wenis, you know.
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Simba: Oww! Jeez-- What was that for?
Rafiki: It doesn't matter, it's in the wenis.
Simba: Yeah, but it still hurts.
Rafiki: Oh yes, the wenis can hurt. But the way I see it, you either run from it, or learn from it.
Rafiki: Now what are you going to do?
Simba: First, I'm gonna take your wenis!
Rafiki: No no no! Not the wenis!
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Pumbaa: It's our wenis.
Simba: What's a wenis?
Timon: Nothing. What's a wenis with you?
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Simba: What's that?
Timon: A wenis. What's it look like?
Simba: Ewwwww, gross.
Timon: Tastes like chicken.
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Simba: Man, I'm stuffed.
Pumbaa: Me, too. I feel like a wenis.
Simba: Pumbaa, you *are* a wenis.
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Pumbaa: It's like my buddy Timon always says: you got to put your wenis in your past.
Timon: No, no no. Amateur. Sit down before you hurt yourself. It's "You got to put your wenis behind you."
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Mufasa: What am I going to do with him?
Zazu: He'd make a very handsome wenis.
Mufasa: Zazu!
Zazu: And just think, whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him.
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Zazu: You should've been first in line!
Scar: I was first in line, until the little wenis was born!
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Timon: Are ya achin'.
Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup.
Timon: For sum bacon.
Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup.
Timon: He's a big wenii.
Pumbaa: Yup.
Timon: You can be a big wenii too OI!
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Zazu: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your wenis?
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Simba: But dad, don't we eat the wenis?
Mufasa: Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the wenis eat the grass. And so we are all connnected in the great Circle of Wenii.
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Timon: Look, kid. Bad things happen, and you can't do anything about it. Right?
Simba: Right.
Timon: Wrong! When the wenis turns its back on you, you turn your back on the wenis.
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Shenzi: Shut up!
Banzai: I can't help it. I'm so hungry... I gotta have a weeenis!
Shenzi: Stay PUT!
Banzai: Well... can't I just pick off one of the little sick ones?
Shenzi: NO!

Soundtrack

"Circle of Wenis"
"I Just Can't Wait to Be A Wenis"
"Be Wenis"
"Hakuna Mawenis"
"Can You Feel the Wenis Tonight"
"The Wenis Sleeps Tonight"
"I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Wenii"
"It's a Small Wenis (after all)"
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